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Take a look into the candid conversations between Supreme Master Ching Hai and Her disciples, on subjects ranging from spirituality to daily life, as well as rare insights into other realms beyond Earth. We must open our hearts to all kinds of noble influence, all kinds of noble company; we must take advantage of this chance. If we still believe that to improve our purity, to improve our wisdom is the highest purpose of humanity, then we must make effort. ~ Supreme Master Ching Hai (Vegan) World-renowned Humanitarian, Artist, and Spiritual Master

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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 11 daripada 11

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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 11 daripada 11

“A young boy had just got his driver’s permit and inquired of his father, an evangelist, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to the study and said to the boy, ‘I’ll make a deal with you, son. You bring your grades up from C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut and we will talk about the car then.’ […] So, the young man paused for a moment and th
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2025-09-23   750 Tontonan
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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 10 daripada 11

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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 10 daripada 11

“There’s a father who said to a friend, ‘You know, when I was younger, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper, but my son has his own color TV, phone, computer, and CD player.’ So, his friend said, ‘So what do you do?’ ‘Well, I send him to my room.’”“A young boy and his girl were embracing passionately in the front seat of a car. She asked him, ‘You want to go to the back seat?’
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2025-09-22   827 Tontonan
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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 9 daripada 11

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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 9 daripada 11

“A Baptist preacher, a Presbyterian minister, and a Lutheran pastor got into a discussion as to which denomination Jesus Christ would belong to.” Ah, here we come again. “Each claimed that He would belong to his own.” Of course. “So, the Baptist preacher declared, ‘He would obviously be Baptist. We are so on fire with the zeal for God, just like He was when He was on Earth. He would join us in a h
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2025-09-21   799 Tontonan
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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 8 daripada 11

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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 8 daripada 11

Yeah, fine. Up! Good boy. You OK now? You are tired? I love you. Oh, I love you. My little Liebchen (Sweetheart). Come, get up. Come here, read me a book of jokes. Do some work. Hey, Happy. OK, she wants some love.“One day, a boy was digging in his backyard, and his neighbor asked him, ‘Hey, Timmy, what are you doing that for?’ And Timmy said, ‘My goldfish(-person) died, and I’m burying him.’ The
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2025-09-20   903 Tontonan
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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 7 daripada 11

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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 7 daripada 11

“At the end of a performance, there were a couple of extras in the play, talking together backstage. ‘What’s the matter with our leading lady?’ One actress said, ‘She seems really mad about something.’ And the other said, ‘Oh, she’s upset because she only received nine bouquets of flowers over the footlight.’ ‘Nine!’ Exclaimed the first actress. ‘That’s pretty good, isn’t it?’ The other one replie
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2025-09-19   1003 Tontonan
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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 6 daripada 11

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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 6 daripada 11

“One of the patients was very worried and asked the doctor, ‘Doctor, are you sure? Are you sure it’s pneumonia?’ The doctor said, ‘Yes, why?’ ‘Yeah, because I heard of cases where a doctor treated a patient for pneumonia, but he (the patient) ended up dying of something else.’ The doctor said, ‘Don’t worry. When I treat the patient for pneumonia, he will die of pneumonia.’” You got that? “For sure
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2025-09-18   1121 Tontonan
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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 5 daripada 11

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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 5 daripada 11

It’s terrible. No, I won’t tell you this. There’s not much. Well, something maybe funny. “A Texas farmer was visiting an Australian farm for the first time. So he asked, ‘What’s that growing out there in that field?’ So the Aussie host said, ‘Well, them are watermelons, mate.’ The Texan scoffed at him and said, ‘In Texas, we grow potatoes bigger than that. And what’s that over there on those trees
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2025-09-17   978 Tontonan
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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 4 daripada 11

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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 4 daripada 11

I told you that already, I’m sure. I’m sure I told you this [one], but it’s funny, so I’ll tell you again, in case. And beware when you go watch movies or in some crowded place. “There was a lovely and shapely young lady trying to board a city bus. But she was filled with packages and bags and everything, and she was wearing a very tight dress. So, it was difficult for her to step on the bus witho
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2025-09-16   1040 Tontonan
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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 3 daripada 11

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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 3 daripada 11

“A husband and wife were watching a movie on the TV the other night where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband to see if he was in fact cheating on her. So, the husband asked the wife if she would ever do that to him. And she said, ‘Yes, yes, of course I would, but not so much to find out who was the other woman, but to see if I could find out what she saw in you.’”“Three men w
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2025-09-15   1207 Tontonan
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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 2 daripada 11

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Santo Ketawa, Bahagian 2 daripada 11

Di sini ini ialah jenaka saya, jenaka saya sendiri, jenaka asli. Ia berbunyi... “Seorang pekerja pergi melapor kepada pejabat bos. Dia seorang jurujual. Bos berkata, ‘Hei! Macam mana? Macam mana dengan jualanmu?’ Dia kata, ‘Oh, sangat baik! Hampir 50% daripada orang beli barang kita.’ Dia kata, ‘Ya? Ada berapa orang di sana?’ Dia kata, ‘Dua.’ ‘Huh? Tetapi awak kata 50%?’ Dia kata, ‘Ya.’ Dia kata,
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2025-09-14   1234 Tontonan
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Meraikan Perayaan Kuih Bulan Vegan Bersama Guru, Bahagian 2 daripada 7

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Meraikan Perayaan Kuih Bulan Vegan Bersama Guru, Bahagian 2 daripada 7

(Jadi program kita hari ini yang kedua ialah saudara India kita yang akan ceritakan jenaka kepada kita.) (Buat Guru ketawa.) [...](Seorg lelaki pergi jumpa doktor gigi...) (...dengan dua gigi depan yang patah. Jadi doktor gigi tanya dia, “Bagaimana gigimu patah macam ini?”) (Dia kata, “Isteri saya sajikan roti yang sangat keras kepada saya.”) […] (Kemudian doktor gigi beritahu dia, “Mengapa
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2025-02-23   2852 Tontonan
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Kasih Sayang Lebih Kuat daripada Ego, Bahagian 6 daripada 8

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Kasih Sayang Lebih Kuat daripada Ego, Bahagian 6 daripada 8

Seorang lelaki buta duduk di atas bangku taman. Seorang paderi duduk di sebelahnya. Paderi itu sedang mengunyah sekeping biskut wafel. Rasa bersimpati dengan orang buta itu, dia keluarkan satu lagi biskut dan berikan kepada orang buta itu. Orang buta itu gerak-gerakkan jarinya dengan berhati-hati di atas permukaan biskut tersebut. Lepas beberapa minit, dia menoleh, menepuk bahu paderi itu dan berk
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2024-05-26   4796 Tontonan
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Kasih Sayang Lebih Kuat daripada Ego, Bahagian 5 daripada 8

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Kasih Sayang Lebih Kuat daripada Ego, Bahagian 5 daripada 8

Seorang budak perempuan di gereja bersama ibunya. Pada masa itu, dia mula berasa loya. “Ibu,” katanya, “Boleh kita tinggalkan sini sekarang?” “Tidak,” kata ibunya. “Saya berasa hendak muntah.” “Maka keluar ke pintu depan, berpusing ke belakang gereja dan muntah di belakang semak.” Dalam masa kira-kira dua minit, budak itu kembali ke tempat duduknya. “Adakah kamu muntah?” tanya ibunya. “Ya,” jawab
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2024-05-25   4705 Tontonan
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Nikmati Waktu yang Merelakskan Bersama Guru, Bahagian 3 daripada 4

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Nikmati Waktu yang Merelakskan Bersama Guru, Bahagian 3 daripada 4

Ketika Nabi Isa masih hidup, Baginda tak berkasut pun. Baginda terpaksa sentiasa bersembunyi di merata tempat. […] Kemudian selepas Baginda wafat, lihatlah berapa banyak gereja yang kita ada. (Ya.) Kosong, sesetengahnya kosong, sesetengahnya besar tetapi kosong. […] Kita akan membaikinya. Kita akan bayar utk tenaga elektrik, air dan makanan. Kita akan membaikinya. Itu cara terbaik untuk gunakan ge
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2024-04-06   4405 Tontonan
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Tikus Keemasan Suci, Bahagian 5 daripada 6

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Tikus Keemasan Suci, Bahagian 5 daripada 6

Ada seorang lagi doktor. […] Pada suatu hari, dia dijemput datang kepada seseorang yang terpanah diri sendiri secara tak sengaja dengan anak panah ketika berlatih memanah. Dia terpanah diri sendiri pada kaki. […] Anak panah itu masuk jauh ke dalam. Separuh daripadanya terjulur keluar dan separuhnya berada di dalam daging. Jadi doktor itu datang, mengambil pisau, potong separuh di luar kemudian bal
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2024-04-02   4077 Tontonan
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Tikus Keemasan Suci, Bahagian 2 daripada 6

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Tikus Keemasan Suci, Bahagian 2 daripada 6

Okey, sekarang! Mari kita berjenaka. Ini jenaka Âu Lạc (Vietnam). […] Sekarang, ada seorang Guru, kononnya Guru. saya tak tahu, mungkin malah seorang Mahaguru. Dia sangat mulia, dikatakan begitu, dan juga sangat bersih, sangat murni. Kita tak boleh tawarkan apa-apa pun kepada Guru itu, contohnya. Jika tidak, kad pengenalan kita akan dirampas! […] Sekarang, Guru ini ada seorang isteri, anak dan seb
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2024-03-30   4452 Tontonan
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Pengorbanan Guru untuk Kasih Sayang, Bahagian 10 daripada 10

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Pengorbanan Guru untuk Kasih Sayang, Bahagian 10 daripada 10

Jadi bukanlah kita boleh bawa sebanyak Kuasa yang kita mahu ke bawah sini. Kita perlu menutupnya, gunakan Cahaya untuk menutup. Sama seperti kamu masukkan benda ke dalam beg, benda mudah pecah ke dalam beg. […] Kita tak boleh biarkan segalanya terdedah. Maka semua orang akan terkena renjatan dan mati juga atau hangus terbakar disebabkan oleh kuasa elektrik. Kuasa Tuhan adalah berzilion-zilion, ber
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2024-01-27   4688 Tontonan
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Kita Sentiasa Perlu Hargai Apa yang Kita Ada, Bahagian 11 daripada 12

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Kita Sentiasa Perlu Hargai Apa yang Kita Ada, Bahagian 11 daripada 12

Guru Nasruddin ini sangat nakal. Beliau ceritakan jenaka seperti ini: Suatu kali, Nasruddin masuki kebun jiran, mengambil sebiji tembikai dan masukkan ke dalam beg-Nya. Kemudian jiran keluar dan tanya, “Apa yang tembikai saya buat di dalam beg kamu?” Terima kasih, sayang. Pergilah makan di sana. (Ya. Terima kasih.) Guru Nasruddin berkata, “Saya juga tanya soalan yang sama.” Beliau begitu menarik.
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2023-12-22   4806 Tontonan
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Ikutlah Contoh Saya dan Bantu Manusia, Bahagian 10 daripada 14

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Ikutlah Contoh Saya dan Bantu Manusia, Bahagian 10 daripada 14

Belakangan ini, saya rasai begitu banyak kasih sayang. Saya tak tahu apa yang nak dibuat dengan segala kasih sayang ini. Saya sendiri tak nak tinggalkan sini. Saya sendiri tak nak balik. […] Begitu banyak kasih sayang, tak perlukan apa-apa yang lain. “Kami hanya perlukan kasih sayang.” Itu apa yang mereka katakan. Ya Tuhan. Memang benar. Bagus. Adalah bagus macam ini, semasa ada beratus-ratus oran
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2023-10-27   4296 Tontonan
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Inti Pati Mulia, Bahagian 11 daripada 12

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Inti Pati Mulia, Bahagian 11 daripada 12

Jadi setiap sistem (perkahwinan) barangkali juga mengikut kelaziman situasi, tanah yang mereka diami, tak semestinya datang daripada mazhab agama, daripada agama itu. Barangkali pada masa itu, semua orang mesti berkahwin dan perkahwinan sangat dihargai dalam adat mereka, jadi jika mazhab ini bertentangan dengan trend masyarakat, mungkin mereka tak dapat terus wujud.
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2023-05-07   4715 Tontonan
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