خندیدن همراه با روشن‌ضمیرى، قسمت ۴ از ۸

The teacher said to a student, “Really, Johnny, your handwriting is horrible. You must learn to write better.” So Johnny said, “Well, if I did, you would be finding fault with my spelling.” 

The professor announced that the test would be to look at each bird(-person) on the legs and give the common name, habitat, genus and species. So, the student looked at each of the bird(-people)’s legs. They all looked similar to him. He began to get very upset. So, he had stayed up all night studying all things about bird(-people), and now he had to identify the bird(-people) by their legs only. So the more he thought about it, the more upset he got. So, he couldn’t stand it any longer. Finally, he went up to the professor’s desk and said, “What a stupid test! How could anyone tell the differences between the bird(-people) by looking at their legs?” With that, he threw his test paper on the desk and walked out. The professor was very surprised. The class was so big that he didn’t know every student’s name. So he asked the student before he reached the door, “Mister, what’s your name?” So the student pulled up his trousers – you know already – and showed his legs, and said, “You tell me!”