خنده- ابراز شادی درونی، قسمت ۲ از ۳

There’s also another [one about] alcohol stuff. In the class, the teacher said to the student, “Alcohol is very bad for our health. Really, really, we should try to avoid drinking alcohol. There was an experiment done with dog(-people). The one, they gave alcohol to, and to the other one, they gave normal food. The one [that] they gave alcohol to mixed together with food, afterward, the dog(-person) became ill and sick and vomited and showed signs of being very drowsy and weak and lying there without movement for a long time. So, can you, good students, tell me what does this show? What can we learn from this?” So, a student said, “Teacher, I know. This shows that we should never give alcohol to dog(-people). “Alcohol is only for humans to drink.” […] My God, it sounds like us, some of us. “Master says this, Master says that, but that’s only for everybody else, it’s not for me.” […]

At the shipment company – they ship things to other countries and other people – so, the inspector came to tell the workers… It was a new guy. A new guy just came into this company to work. So, he tried to be friendly, the inspector tried to be friendly with him, so he talked to him, chatted with him and said, “You know, Jack, it is good that you did what I asked, that you put the stamp on each box like ‘Fragile. This side up.’ You really did that, and I’m very pleased with you.” So, the new worker said, “Yes, sir, of course. And just to make sure, I stamped the same on the bottom too.” Yeah, yeah. Just like some of you guys, just too “good” for me, too “good” to be true. […]