Буддийские историиБаатар Явагч Их Хөлгөн СударМахавира Бурхны АмьдралRetreat in Hungary Feb 23 - Mar 7, 2005Blessings: Master Meets with Disciples, CompilationMaster Tells Jokes
Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 9-р хэсэг34:43Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 9-р хэсэг(Last time, I asked a question about the book “Life and Teaching of the Masters of the Far East,” that you introduced us. In the book, talking about the masters who help people to, for example, if they have illness, they go to those places, they help them to recover, something like that. (Yeah.) And I don’t know if I understood correctly, those masters are helping them with basically the love to hБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-05-01 466 Үзсэн172026-05-01Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 8-р хэсэг31:47Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 8-р хэсэгIf you love someone, say it out clearly, don’t love silently, understand? (Yes.) Silent love is very painful. Silently love someone, and that person goes and loves someone else, then don’t cry then! […] If you want to marry her, do it quickly, OK? (Yes.) If you love her, love her decently, right? Don’t love silently and leave it there; it is not good. (Yes.) You should not. (Yes.) Loving silently,Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-30 900 Үзсэн412026-04-30Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 7-р хэсэг33:15Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 7-р хэсэгEach person takes one. Who dare close the door and leave me outside again? (Oh, Master! Oh, Master!) Who dare lock the door and leave me outside like this? (Push the button.) (It is the same thing when I pushed the button.) My goodness! I’m locked out, you see that? They locked me out. They locked me out, see this? Who is that behind there? Who is it? Phượng Vũ, right? (Yes.) Come here. Why are yoБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-29 1146 Үзсэн66Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-29Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 6-р хэсэг32:06Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 6-р хэсэг(Dear Master, it seems this brother, unknowingly, slandered the Vimalakirti Sutra, because just now, Master explained it so clearly. And I couldn’t find any mention of the Second, Third, Fourth Levels in the Vimalakirti Sutra, for sure, nothing like that in this sutra.) Nothing. The sutra often spoke of the Srotapanna or Asaiksa Level, Perfect Enlightenment Buddha Level, etc… They said something lБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-28 1528 Үзсэн76Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-28Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 5-р хэсэг33:40Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 5-р хэсэгWe should live simply. The less karma, the more comfortable your life is; the less baggage you have, the higher/further you can go. It is similar to the one who climbs up the mountain. If he carries too much stuff, he can’t climb up. But if you want to stay sunk down in the lowlands all the time, that’s fine too. When you want something, you generate a very strong electric current. The stronger ouБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-27 1747 Үзсэн64Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-27Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 4-р хэсэг32:22Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 4-р хэсэгI’m very proud of all the people in different Centers. Because I don’t always visit them. Sometimes I go and then four or five years I don’t see them, but they’re still growing strong. Many Masters… not many but several Masters also teach the Quan Yin Method. And also, They have Centers for people, but not everybody comes like that. Not so crowded like we are. I mean here it’s because of all the AБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-26 2115 Үзсэн75Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-26Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 3-р хэсэг39:11Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 3-р хэсэгSo now, human substance is different from animal(-people) substance. If you add too much animal(- people) quality into your body, then you become more like an animal(-person), or at least 80%. When you are about 70%, you can become an animal(-person) already, because you have more of it than the human substance. For example, if you have 60%, 70% of human quality, you are still a human, but a littlБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-25 2477 Үзсэн93Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-25Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 2-р хэсэг28:21Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 2-р хэсэгThese Five Precepts are for you to be human. If you drop “below” the Five Precepts’ standards, then you will be born as another species. Just like we have primary school and high school. You must have certain standards to be able to attend primary school. There are required standards to attend high school, and standards to attend university. But those who are child prodigies, they can jump from hiБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-24 2791 Үзсэн92Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-24Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 1-р хэсэг39:16Эрхэм ариун чанараа үргэлж санаарай, 9-ын 1-р хэсэгYou make something that we can tie it up. Tie them up, climb up. Very easy! Those plastic poles… You can’t buy anything. (How much are those poles?) How many can you buy? Let’s make a roof to cover it, so it doesn’t look empty. Then you make the supporting frames for the plants to climb up, the trellis is in the front, (Yes.) or an awning or something. (Yes.) Yeah, like that. (Yes, I planned to doБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-23 3142 Үзсэн125Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-23Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 7-р хэсгийг31:58Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 7-р хэсгийгShould we finish it? (Yes.) Yeah? Can you still laugh? (Yes.) Or you’re too tired to laugh? (No.) No? OK. Does somebody need to go to the airport? No? (I think not.) Are you still OK? If you have to go, you go.A young man had been sitting in the drawing room [for] a long time, and it was getting late. Suddenly, the door opened and her (his girlfriend’s) father entered. He coughed a little bit, cleБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-22 2365 Үзсэн73Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-22Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 6-р хэсгийг33:12Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 6-р хэсгийгA guy said, “I haven’t slept for days.” And the second guy said: “How come?” The first guy said, “I only sleep at night.” Ha-ha-ha. Some joke. I don’t see any other jokes. Probably I went only up to there. So the rest I have to check out. OK? It cannot be that all these are not good jokes. Good, good. Next time, next time. We put it here. OK. So we know we’ve been there. Done that. Alright. We’llБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-21 2666 Үзсэн74Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-21Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 5-р хэсгийг31:53Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 5-р хэсгийгA woman went into a shoe shop and said, “I would like a pair of alligator shoes.” So, the male salesman said, “Yes, ma’am. What size is your alligator?” You are so funny. I say, it’s OK, but I didn’t think it was that funny. And you’re laughing yourselves silly. I like that. Good audience, good audience.Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were camping together. You know Sherlock Holmes? He’s a detectivБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-20 2735 Үзсэн85Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-20Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 4-р хэсгийг30:38Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 4-р хэсгийгA surgeon advised a musician who played the violin that he would have to undergo an operation. The patient said, “But, Doc, I have concerts booked already. If you operate, can I be assured that I will be able to play the violin in two weeks’ time?” So the doctor said, “No problem, no problem. The last patient on whom I performed this operation was playing a harp within 24 hours.” No, I guess he juБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-19 2755 Үзсэн79Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-19Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 3-р хэсгийг32:47Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 3-р хэсгийгThere was a vampire bat(-person) –the bat(-person) who takes blood, I guess – came flapping from the night, and he was all covered in fresh blood, and he landed himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. And soon, all the other bat(-people) smelled the blood and came and were hassling him about where he got it. He told them to bug off and let him get some sleep, but they would not leave hiБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-18 2845 Үзсэн86Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-18Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 2-р хэсгийг31:45Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 2-р хэсгийгCome on, this is just a house. Wow, I feel better. It’s better, huh? (Yes.) Now, we can laugh. I love those things too but just to make the SM Celestial Clothes happy, and the Supreme Master TV, and the photo department happy. Now. OK, you got it? The next one is… I think I’ve told this story already. I’m not sure. In case you heard it already, you just laugh a little bit. Or boo in the middle, soБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-17 3005 Үзсэн91Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-17Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 1-р хэсгийг41:05Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 1-р хэсгийгNew people? (Yes.) A lot of… English(-speaking)? (Yes.) OK. All the Westerners come here. All the English-speaking Westerners, the black, the white, the yellow, the red, the stripes. You come here. You’re good? You guys are going or coming? (Going.) Now? (9:00 to 9:30.) 9:30. Wow, you have two hours and a half. (Yes.) Ah, good, good enough, good enough, good enough. Yeah, yeah. Come in, come in, cБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-16 3288 Үзсэн122Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-16Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 8-р хэсгийг34:49Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 8-р хэсгийгThe school has just released the grades of the final exams. Mom asked, “Liza, I heard Rose next door got 99 points in math. What about you?” So, Liza said proudly, “I got one more point than her.” Mom was happy, “You got 100 points, girl?” Liza said, “No, I got 9.9.” Only 99 points, and this one, 9.9.A distinctive businessman, Jack, told his son one day, “I have selected a girl whom you are to marБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-15 2751 Үзсэн84Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-15Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийг33:49Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийгOne day, two schoolgirls went to the library to review lessons. Kate was helping Lily with the revision. “What’s the meaning of this word?” So, Lily scratched her head and said, “I forgot. Beats me (idiom for ‘I don’t know’).” So, Kate beat Lily and then told her the meaning of the word. A few days later, they went to the library together again. Kate asked Lily again the meaning of that word. LilyБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-14 2817 Үзсэн90Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-14Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийг29:50Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийгSonny said to Dad, “Dad, what is creeping inflation?” His father said, “Creeping inflation is when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit.” Are there such families? They always complain about women’s spending. I don’t know, is it true? (Yes.) (It’s true.) (Sometimes.)A plane is about to take off. An airline hostess announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, pleasБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-13 2761 Үзсэн80Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-13Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийг32:39Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийгA recruiting ad for a French learning class says the following, “If you find you do not like this course and want to quit after the first class, you can request to refund your tuition, but you must say this in French.” Then you have to stay. Right? (Yes.) You understand? (Yes.)A teacher said to the students, “Why did you do so poorly on the exam?” Kitty, “The degrees of my glasses are not good enoБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-12 2900 Үзсэн82Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-12Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ